A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

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What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

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Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

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A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

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Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

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Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

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A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

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The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

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What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

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DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

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Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

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Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

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When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

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How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

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Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

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What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

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What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

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Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

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What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

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Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

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