Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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how do you confuse a blonde? ask if she wants a cake...then rape her

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Why does an ostrich have such a long neck? Because its head is so far from its body.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i dont like to rhyme, but i do like to poo.

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Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

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Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

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why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

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What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

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If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops. Would you be interested in learning more about our order? We make good use of people such as you. With all due respect, I would not exactly lend my sister to anybody that brags about engaging into intercourse with his own sister.

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What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

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Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

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The guys Joke above me is funnier^.

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What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

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What was the best part of the holocaust? A: none of it, it was a terrible event in history and hopefully is never repeated

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Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

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Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

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knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

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A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

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What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

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A black man is driving a nice car when he's suddenly pulled over by the police. "Do you know why I pulled you over?" asks the cop. "No officer" replies the black man. "You have a taillight out. However I'm going to just let you off with a warning because you seem like an upstanding citizen. Have a nice day."

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Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

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