- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

What's worse than getting a paper cut? Getting shot in the face.

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

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