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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

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What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

What do you call someone who has slept for 48 hours straight? Dead.

A man asks his friend "what's black, blue, and red all over?" He repiles, "Nothing, because I'm colorblind."

Knock knock. Who's there? Never mind that. I have a gun and your child. Come out with all your valuables and he won't get hurt.

Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car. He tells the car where to go!

Why was the boy sleeping on the curb? he wasn't actually sleeping, he actualy just got hit by a car and had already died.

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

Yo mamma is so ugly, but your father was willing to look past that. They fell in love and you were born about a year after they got married.

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