One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

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What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

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Why did the old man die? He was old.

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

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What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

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How can you tell if a man has an erection? His penis is no longer flaccid

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knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

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Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

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A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

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jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

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Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

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Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

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One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

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If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

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How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

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Gay rights.

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Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

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Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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