Why did the young boy fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome.

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Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

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ermm Hello ? what about me says rishi with a tear down his eye

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

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What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

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How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

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What's worse then 10 babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

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What do a Mexican and a elephant have in common? Aside from the fact they're both alive beings, they share the same kingdom, phylum, class and the fact of both being alive beings, each other are in constant contact with the environment, they both share affectionate ties with partners of their species, being them from the same family, breeding partner ou even just alive beings of the same especies of each one.

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What is the difference between a Homosexual and a Heterosexual? They are both Black.

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Why was Joseph Kony at a primary school ? It was 3 o'clock and his children had just finished a long hard day learning to read and right and it was his turn to pick them up after him and misses Kony developed a schedule one late night after the odd glass of wine or two.

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A black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful time. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Duke Nukem censored line: What are you waiting for? the celebration of the day you crucified Jesus and ate his flesh and blamed it upon the anti christ because of... Victory? Because you know Jesus gave his life in order to prove that he was immortal and died for your sins because his life is eternal... Satan your Moral Man: Nah, lets just go with "what are you waiting for, christmas?" Now go celebrate you murdering your savior which said "ill be back" on the cross and returned three days later at his second coming? Seriously? I thought only Jesus: The guy that was totally an ARAB (deny it and be consumed in the flames of hell, not my problem), and Jesus: strikes back came out, where can I get Jesus: The third coming? Factoid: Yeah Jesus was totally a blonde haired white man which went clothed in the finest ARYAN silks, in addition he only drove in his MUSTANG 9001 and smoked Lucky Strike... Which did nothing for his luck...

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

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Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

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do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

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Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

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Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

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Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

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How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

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A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

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Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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