I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

What is worse then not being able to drink your vodka right away A black guy drinking for you

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Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

Racial Equality

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

why did the zack fall off his bike because his mum thew a frege at him

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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