A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

The WPGA tour

what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

A priest was walking home from church one day when he found a young boy crouching naked in the bushes. The priest contacted local law enforcement authorities on his cell phone and proceeded home once they arrived.

What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

A russian gives away vodka.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

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A dyslexic blind man

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

Women's rights.

Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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