- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

j.p. is dumb

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

How does a black guy die? Unknown

i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

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