What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

I am quite mature.

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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