- Anti Joke

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley? one is a vacuum, and the other is a motorcycle.

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because it would be hazardous to other motorists well-being.