- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

why did you poop because you are a poop

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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