What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

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What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

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Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

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You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!

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A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

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Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

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Do you want to hear a joke? No.

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A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

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What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

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Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

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why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

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What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

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What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

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Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

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Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

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Two men are making sandwiches, one man is spreading peanut butter over the bread and the other man is spreading honey and Italian raspberry jam over rye bread. the man with the peanut butter sandwich looks over and says "HEY, where did you get the rye bread?" and the man with the rye bread says "well my wife made it yesterday and I would be delighted if you come over for some tea, and tried some of my wife's homemade rye bread".

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Why was the boy sad? Because his dad was a serious alcoholic who refused to go to rehab. Being an alcoholic constantly led to him beating the boy and his mother. Eventually, the boy couldn't handle this anymore, and he committed suicide. Realizing what he had done, the father also committed suicide. The mother is now locked away in a mental hospital, for she couldn't hold grasp of the deaths of her husband, and her son.

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what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

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Two guys were Arguing. (A & B) A. You suck B. If i suck then you choke. A. The only way id choke is if i smelled your stank ass breathe. B. The only way id have stank ass breathe is if i was liking your moms vagina A. The only way my mom's pussy would stank is if you were liking it. B. The only way id be liking your moms pussy is if it were a dick.... Both stare at each other... and walk off awkwardly

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What happened to the boy who ate too much? He got type 2 diabetes

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Knock, knock ... ... ... Well I guess no one is home.

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, nobody could fit inside a pineapple, nor could a pineapple survive in the sea

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the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

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There were two blondes going to California for the summer, they are about two hours into the flight and the pilot gets on the intercom and says we just lost an engine but it is all right we have three more but it will take us an hour longer. A half hour later he gets on the intercom again and says we just lost another engine but its all right we have two more it will take us another half hour though. One of the blondes says "If we lose the two last engines we will be up here all day"

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