what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

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How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

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Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

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what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

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Knock Knock The guy opens the door

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim.  X

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

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Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

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Guess what? You guessed it.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

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Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

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why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

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I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

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My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

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Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

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Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

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What black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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