- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

WOw you have no life

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

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