- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

I am a mime

Yesterday, I was assasinated.

what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

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