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What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

why did you poop because you are a poop

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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