What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

knock knock who's there ?

What's red and sweet and good to eat? A riddle that rhymes.

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

What's 2+2? Fish

A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

the joke below will not be as funny as this one.... hahaha other joke i just ruined you

What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

nolan is gay

What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the kid? Red because he got hit by the bus.

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

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Two People go To Africa They have a lovely time they come home then go to Miami Florida after Florida they decide to go to germany sadly there was a plane crash and the two men fell into a pit of acid.

An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

When life throws knives at you, run away.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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