Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

Finding TWO worms in your apple.

Why did the woman step away from the kitchen? To pick up her paraplegic son, who had fallen.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

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How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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