Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

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Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

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How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

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Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

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Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

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what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

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Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

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A dimetrodon, a pterosaur and a chicken walk into a bar. As they enter, the bartender says "Hold it! We are not licensed to serve dinosaurs." "I am not a dinosaur," said the dimetrodon. "Neither am I," said the pterosaur. "But I am," said the chicken. So the dimetrodon and the pterosaur enjoyed a cold beer each, but the chicken had to wait outside.

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What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

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A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

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Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

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When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

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Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

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one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

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A man walks into a sofa. BANG

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I am a mime

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Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

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Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

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Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

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What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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