- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

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