- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cher. Cher who? Just Cher.

Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

What did the bartender say to the man? can i have a beer if you dont get it the bartender asked the customer for a beer

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

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