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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

How did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it died. how did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the other monkey.

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

What's the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair

How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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