- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats 9 plus 10? 19

Why did the kid fall? He got pushed off of a building

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

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