your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

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Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

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You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

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Why did the man read the terms of service? He had ignored them before, and was forced into a scam where a shady organization took all of his money and possessions. With no other way to provide for his family, the man began selling drugs, which led to several arrests. He has been n prison for 3 years now... His wife has left him for one of the man's close friends

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

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yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

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Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

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what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

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My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

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What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

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Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

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What if I told you.....potatoe

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Matthew Wyckoff

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Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

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Anti Joke

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