Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

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What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

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Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

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A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

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A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

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What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

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I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

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Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

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1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

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Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

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What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

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Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

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Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

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whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

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Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

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roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

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If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

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Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

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Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

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