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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

knock knock, whos there? billy i dont know who you are, please get away from my front door before i call the authorities

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

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