- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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