What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

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Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

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How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

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chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

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How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

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Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

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Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

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What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

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Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

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what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

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Why do blondes where knickers? to keep their ankles warm

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what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

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Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need to go to the bathroom.

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What happens when you go from a jew to a penguin? A huge climate change.

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There are two cows standing in a wide, green field eating hay. The first cow says: "Moo". The second cows says: "Thats funny, I was about to say that."

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What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

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Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

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Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

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What's big fat and hairy? Peter

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A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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