Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunette: it stands for I Don't Know Blonde: okay, I get it now

What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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