How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

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why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

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Why did a black person beat a white person in a race? The white person was hindered because a polar bear was biting their leg the entire time.

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A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

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Poker face

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Why did Obama give a speech? Because he is the president and people look up to him

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I don't get it

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A man walks into a bar the bartender looks at the man and says "Hey son you wanna make one hundred bucks?" the man looks at the bartender and says "Im not your son."

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

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What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

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Your flying on a canoe, and one of the wheels breaks off. How many pancakes does it take to fix it? Trick question there is a gorilla on board.

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Lets just say some of my boys owed me a favor, and that if we where all "clean slate workers" I would never have been able to pull some favors out of the higher ups. As far as for "these Shadows" of yours, I know nothing, while I invented the encoding format for the messages you use, I intend keeping it to myself. People here will still assume this is bullshit unless you get somebody to hack this site, believe me, its pretty damn easy to retrieve whatever data might have been lost.

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Yamum is so poor that she has trouble supporting herself and paying her own bills. Subsiqeunetly she had her electricity and home phone cut off, not that she would have any use for a home phone with her electricity cut off anyway. She sits on her bed and cries herself to sleep each night and has been thrown into depression due to her spiraling financial debts of which she can see no end to. This has led to several attempts to take her own life to hopefully finally find a way out of her misery and debt.

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There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

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What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

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One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

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Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

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What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

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