- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

The FCC

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

your face

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

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