- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

What do communists and strawberries have in common? You can eat them.

Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

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how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the fried chicken restaurant... BAWK BAWK cannibal

Why did the deer cross the road? The overpopulation of man has caused an expansion of construction into the habitat of the deer and it has required him to occasionally frequent human populated areas.

What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

why is ur dad an alcoholic? he drinks a lot of alcohol

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q2: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2: It was nailed to the first one. Q3: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3: Peer pressure.

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