How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

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Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

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Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

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If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

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Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

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How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

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Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

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What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

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Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

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why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

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What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

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How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

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Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

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Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

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I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

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knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

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What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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