A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

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Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

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you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

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Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

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Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

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A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

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i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

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2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

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If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

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What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

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What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

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A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

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Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

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Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

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What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

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Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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