How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Jack just got his new yellow bicycle. His dad got it for his 12th anniversary. Jack was ecstatic to ride it down his street for the first time. He immediately called his friends Paul and Erick and went for his first ride. The neighbors were in AWE when they saw Jack taking off on his new ride. That day the three friends had one of the best day of their young lives, they went up to the lake, had some peanut ice cream and made fun of Alexia. Jack was in love with his new bike and euphoric that they were reunited and did all their favorite things with an incredible amount of passion. Erick hated his new bike.

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what is the difference between a black person and a white person there skin

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: You tell her an anti joke

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Whats Better Than Apple Pie Sweeeet Pie

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kill yourself....with a cigarette

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Q: Whats worse than being raped by a giant scorpion A: Getting raped by three giant scorpion's

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. A.Knock knock B. Who's there? A.Not Susie

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Q: Why was the man eating his foot? A: Because he was a part of the circus.

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What do Gary Glitter and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both successful pop stars

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Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

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Cacti are green Clouds are white Spoons are silver Corn is yellow Carrots are orange Asphalt is black Grapes are purple Cinnamon is brown Lets's have sex

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3 guys are in a car crap manners and shut up.shut up is driving and crape falls out the window so manners goes and gets him. A cop pulls over shut up.he goes what's your name son?shut up.where's your manners boy?over there picking up crape.

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Yo mama's so fat she has diabetes.

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How do you have fun while stuck in traffic? Play bumper cars!

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what do you do when you see a injured black man screaming in pain rolling on the ground assist him or call 911 depending how severe the injury is

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Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as that could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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You wanna hear a joke? Your dick.

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Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

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how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

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What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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