- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

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Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

Hats better than a stick? A stone

Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

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