- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

A young baby died.

Why was the boy laughing? Because

alert("Hello");

What do Richard and Judy have in common? Nothing.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a fetish for sniffing your shoes.

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

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