- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

Knock Knock Who's there Me Me who ME LET ME IN

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

Actually it was me Josh brown

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

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