Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

nolan is gay

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

Knock knock Whose there? 4

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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