Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

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Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

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have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

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hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

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Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

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What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

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It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

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Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

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whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

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What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

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Women's rights

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

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Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

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what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

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What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

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whats brown and booky a book.

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What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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