- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

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