- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

A man walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza. When he got the pizza, he saw it had pepporonis on it. He liked that, so he ate the pizza.

Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

A clueless chicken walks into a bar. Now being cooked on the BBQ.

What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

Why can't Stephen Hawking go to the moon? He can, it would require a great sum of money, and extensive anti-gravity training.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

What is green and has wheels???? Yo mamma on a Wednesday.

Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man said to the bartender "I'll have a H2O, please." His friend said "Yeah, I'll have a H2O too." The bartended wasn't an idiot and was aware that he was in a bar, not a science lab, and handed them both a bottle of H2O. His friend still died.

why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

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