Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

roses are red violets are blue grass is green

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

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why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

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What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

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did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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