- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

Cripples are lame.

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

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