Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

How High is a Chinese man

A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

What's black and doesn't work? Half of Detroit.

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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