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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

what did the man say to the other man? hey

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

One day a object is flying overhead in a city and a man in a crowd of pedestrians yells, "It's a bird!" another man yells, "It's a plane!" No one else says anything as they stare at the two men that had become so excited about a possibly seeing a bird or an airplane.

What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Who cares its a chicken, it probably got hit by a car. Go to McDonalds and get a chicken sandwich there he is

What did the salami say to the ham? Nothing; meat can not talk

Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

Hey how is your wife and my kids

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

Who gave Miley Cyrus her new haircut? Hellen Keller

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

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