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Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

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A cat playing laser tag.

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Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

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Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

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Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

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you dint have to be a jew matt

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what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

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Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

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What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

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Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

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John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

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A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

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*Walk Into The Bakery* "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

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What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

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And you honored it I see :P

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What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

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The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

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Pandas Everywhere!!!

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One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

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Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

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