- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Hello, I am Sergent Henry Orange. I'm afraid your husband was shot down by an enemy aircraft. I'm sorry, he was a brave man.

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

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If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

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