If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

joke under this line wins _________________________

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

Charlie Sheen is winning

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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