- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is a high speed pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids out of control and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns round to the other and says "Moo"

What kind of ship never sinks? Not the Titanic.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Double-whammy

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

There is a blond and a burnette in a car. The blonde is driving. What a nice use of the carpool

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

What has two legs? Half a cat

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot lost control of the plane.

Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

Why did the man walk into the wall? He was blind.

How did the lazy fat boy burn a lot of calories? He set his fat friend of fire.

Why did Dan fall of his bicycle? Because somebody threw a refrigerator at him.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

The Dark knight rises................. From the place he was before he rose.

A man walks into a bar, he then gets a giant bump on his head as he passes out and is rushed to the hospital.

A dancer walks into a barre

What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

Penis

When is a door not a door? When it's a pair of titties!

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

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