Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

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An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

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what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

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knock knock!? . . No.

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A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

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Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

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I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

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Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

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Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object and a Mexican is a human being.

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete jumped out, who was left? Pete, the boat blew up and instantly killed repeat

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A priest, a rabbi, and a buddhist monk walk into a bar. The bartender says " What are you drinking?"

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Ask me if im a truck. Are you a truck? Yes.

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what did the African baby get for his birthday?..... AIDS

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Boy: Hey girl see these arms? They are just dying to be wrapped around you! She stabs him dead End of story

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a horse is a horse. of course of course....unless its a cow

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Holy Fish Sticks Batman! Batman and Robin were at a church and saw a priest eating fish sticks.

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How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

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Why couldn't the black man play hockey in college? He died of cancer while still in high school.

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Why didn't the man walk done the stairs? Because he had no legs

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A duck walks into a store and asks the clerk, "do you have any grapes?" The clerk says no, and the duck leaves. The next day, the same duck walks back into the store, and asks the clerk if they have any grapes. The clerk, slightly annoyed, says no again, and the duck leaves. The next day, the duck walks back in and asks again if they have any grapes. The pissed off clerk says, "No, and if you ask again i'm gonna nail your feet to the floor. The duck leaves. The next day, the duck walks back into the store, and this time he asks the clerk, "do you have any nails?" The clerk says, "Yes." The Duck leaves.

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" he replies: "I was walking with my wife and was mauled by a bear"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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