- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than you commiting suicide? the many years of mourning and threapy your loved ones may have to go though

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

What's sad about 2 black men driving off a cliff? They were my friends.....

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

The duck didn't cross the road.

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

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What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

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