- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

irish man drinking john smiths

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

Grace Ackerson

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

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