A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

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I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

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Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

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Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

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Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

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Why Did the man Commit suicide? His body used cellular respiration to make ATP (A form of energy) and his body used it to send electrical signals to his index finger to pull the trigger on his .357 Magnum, thus putting a bullet through the soft tissue in his brain causing his body to shut down Imediately!

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Ron Paul for President!

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Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

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Dave: Hi John! John: I have Aids.

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yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

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Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

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a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

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A white man, a black man, and a woman are drinking in the local pub. The black man and the woman are hanged. Medieval European pubs did not permit either.

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Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

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Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock? Who's there? Not Suzie.

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knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

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What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

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What did the owl say when it fell out of the tree? Nothing. Owls don't talk.

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what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

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Why couldn't the pirate enter into the movie? Because he's dead.

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Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

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if got a joke if fogot it

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Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

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