What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

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What do u call a cripple Biv

What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

rocky is here again.......................

I named my son ps2 controller

A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

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