- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

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What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

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