- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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