What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

The Big Band Theory

What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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