- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

what happens when a dog and a cat have sex? They create a beautiful baby that ends up dieing from cancer.

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