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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

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