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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two cows are sitting in a bathtub. One cow says please pass the soap. The other cow says nothing, cause it's a cow, making it incapable if speech. The other cow was just a guy in a cow costume.

What did the raisin say to the toaster? Nothing. The raisin lacks a central nervous system, and the toaster is an inanimate object.

Why did the little girl miss 7 straight days of school? She died.

How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

Whats the difference in car and a bicycle? One has an engine and drivetrain designed to run on gas and the other is powered by your output of work

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

How many black people did it take to change the light bulb? I couldn't tell, the lights were out.

Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

What is the only non-racist animal? The mexican panda. Why? It's black, white, hispanic, and asian.

Q: What do is it called when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A: Why give it a name when it is never goin to happen!

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

My name is Will I am a real homosexual

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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