- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

Why doesn't God like fruitcake? Because God doesn't exist.

a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

What's brown, smelly, and will never have a job? Poop.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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