- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the ant say to the bush? A: Ernest Borgnine

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

What is the name of the car? What

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

rent a cops

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

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