Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh yeah... You're mute.

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what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

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Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. He had multiple MRI's and bodily fluid tests to confirm the diagnosis. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

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Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

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Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

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What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

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Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

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Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

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What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

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knock knock Goodbye

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Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

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What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

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an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

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Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

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NEVER

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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