- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

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