- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you smell that? Sex and candy?

A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

A tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it... Fall on top of a woman and crush her to death

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

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Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

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