What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

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I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

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What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

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Yo momma is so fat, that after boarding an airplane the flight crew respectfully asked her to deboard, as with her on board the plane would be exceeding the reccomended weight, and thus be unable to fly safely.

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Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

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What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

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Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

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What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

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what are three short words? i a am

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

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If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

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