Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

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Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

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There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

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How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

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I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

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A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

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What'd the left nut say to the right nut? How's it hangin?

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That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

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Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

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Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

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Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

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If a tree falls on a woman, and no one is around to hear it, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?

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What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

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Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

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Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

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why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

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Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

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Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

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