A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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