- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

Why shouldn't you download music? Various reasons.

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

Women's rights.

You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

Why couldn't anybody at school taste lunch? Nobody made lunch.

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??