- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

Click here to end the world.

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

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