Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

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Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

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why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

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Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

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Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

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Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

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How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

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roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

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Why are you so stupid? Becuse I spelled because wrong

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There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be?" The horse never replied.

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A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

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Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cars were invented after her death, so she never had the opportunity to learn.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

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Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

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NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

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What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

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How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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