An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

the redsox

what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

Matthew Baker

Who is it?

What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

Q.what happens if a fat man see's a black man? A. the fat man eats the black man thinking that he was chocolate

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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