What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

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Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

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How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

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why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

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How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

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A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

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How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

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Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

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why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

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What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

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What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

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Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

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why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

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How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

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A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

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Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

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"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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