Did you just admit being considerate? I do not care about who gets the last comment anymore, I need to tear my face away from the screen ASAP.

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There is a young boy called Clive, and his dad asks him what he wants for his birthday: "I would like one yellow golf ball please dad" he said. Of course, his father was quite surprised by his son's request, but nevertheless, he got him a yellow golf ball for his birthday. A few years later, clive does amazingly well at school and gets all As in his final exams. Filled with pride and love for his son, his father says to him: "I can't begin to tell you how proud i am of you, Clive. In fact, you can have a preasant! What do you want?" Clive thinks for a moment. "i would like one hundred yellow golf balls please!" His father was a bit annoyed at his strange request, but neverrtheless, gave Clive his yellow golf balls. A few years later, Clive wins the gold medal at the olymics for the 100m sprint. His father is very proud: "Son, i am so happy about the way you've turned out. You make me so proud. Is there anything you want me to do for you?" "can i have 1000 yellow golf balls please" Now his father got annoyed, he thought Clive was taking the piss. Eventually though, he calmed down and got clove the golf balls. Unfortunatley, Clive gets diagnosed with a deadly disease. His father is heartbroken. And as clive is lying on the hospital bed, his father moves close and speaks to him. "Son" he said, tears welling up in his eyes, "I just want to ask you one thing." "Ok," Clive said, as he too started to get emotional. "Why on earth did you want all those golf balls?" Clive looked deep into his father's eyes, as he took his last breath said: "I wanted them because- ack -splutter- ack" And he died.

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q. a whale walks into a bar. The bartender asks"why are you wailling?" A. I my 3 year-old son died.

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Why was the pedophile in jail? For indecent exposure to a child.

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What's the worlds best ice cream? Well overall I opinion is that because but I believe down to the but don't forget to mention that chocolate ice cream plays a huge however to flip the argument moreover I find it absurd that on the plus side four sides to tell the truth I wouldn't know to summarize the argument whereas to differ I would my final point is that Chocolate Ice cream is nice.

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your friend is so gay that he cuts of dicks as his part time job. and enjoys it.

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Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms Q. What smells like red paint and is blue? A. Blue Paint Knock Knock? Who's There NOT SALLY

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What happens when a super saiyan eats a fully grown pineapple? hehe xd

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by jimmy savile.

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why did the chicken cross the road? i don't know u tell me

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Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

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Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

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Bob: Say this word that I spell out. Jane: Ok Bob: N.I.N.A. Jane: Um...Nina? Bob: Correct. Now try N.I.N.O. Jane: Nino like el nino Bob: Good. How about N.I.N.E. Jane: Ninny? Bob: Hahaha wrong

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Roses are red, Violets are violet They are not blue You stupid twat

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What's blue paint and smells like red paint? Paints

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Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

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a naked man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out because you must have shoes and a shirt to be served

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Did you hear about the guy who had his head chopped off? He's dead.

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three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

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Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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whats the difference between me and callum ? one soul.

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This will be the least popular anti-joke. Dislike this joke.

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Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

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