- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

G:nock nock B:come in!

Fine, this better be worth it, this is no time to be a jackass Nero.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

2 pilots rowed a boat across the desert. How long did it take to reach the moon? Answer: Purple because chickens don't use magic.

Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

What do you catch a baby with? A pitchfork

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

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