What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Ferrari? That was my Ferrari by darragh hamilton

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Q. what has 2 tums and a boner. A. a horny guy <3

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What's more greasy than grease? Kevin's hair

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Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? A tree stapled to a baby

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How did the blonde die drinking milk? She was severely lactose intolerant.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon, and Michael Jackson is dead....

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whats the best selling shampoo for children and family? gerrmany's shampoo german engineering. i'm not sure I get anti jokes wait you don't need engineering for soap? HITLER DID -audience- thats mean who else was mean? uhh Mao? Stalin? STDS? -audience- no HITERWAS MEAN wat happen to him he became the leader and fuher of germany and was onn world domination? no he died abullet and a pill died killed him oh god 11 million people died because of him and we make jokes about it -its ANITjokes okay? t make this S$75 any better doesn't revive the fallen -okay......... LOL I bet that soap was actually eaten before by actidneet -jesus shutup okay ok.. sorry man .. wait man? single person? but waht abut "audience" I guess I want a crowd as big as hitlers but all I get is my twisted autism - billy turner died from autism and arrested for practicing naziism in public.

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your momma so fat, that she secretly crys every night, because she is so self concious about her weight. and has to talk to a therapist because shes bolemic and has suicidal thoughts, because she cant stand the way she looks

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Why is the bowler right handed? He has no left hand.

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A mercenary was sent from the US to kill a terrorist leader. He was captured by the terrorists but wouldn't give away any information. They beat him, shocked him, cut him, and punched him in a dark room with a light beaming right down on him like a spotlight. It was a grueling five long days until they said "We know you have the information we want, tell us or you will die!" The mercenary sat in silence. They took out a gun and pointed it to his head. The mercenary then broke down and told the terrorists the information they wanted to hear. The terrorists then shot him to death.

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What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Released some juice and burst its skin.

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Strength of body Vs Strengh of Mind. Mind: You can lead a horse to water... Strength: Then you can force that mother*bleep* to drink all you want that *bleep* to drink! Strength of body wins, horseless victory.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

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Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

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How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

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Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

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Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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