Homo say what?

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Roses are red, Violets are Violets. Screw this poem. Potato.

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So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

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How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

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How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

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A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

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what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

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What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

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Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

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Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

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Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

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Why did the black women sing to the left to the left? Answer: because black people have no rights

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Whats two plus two Four!

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why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

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Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

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Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

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What's big and green and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A snooker table

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Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

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His Royal Highness was hunting in the forest accompanied by his squires and hunting dogs. A man, screaming, ran wildly out of the brush and addressed the hunting party. He said, "DON'T SHOOT! I AM NOT A MOOSE!! PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT!!!!" The king calmly raised his rifle to his eye and fired, hitting the man in the temple, and instantly killing him. A squire frantically turned to the king and said "Sire! Why did you kill this man?! He CLEARLY said he was not a moose!" The King replied "Oh! I thought he said he WAS a moose..."

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How many pianos does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to change the lightbulb, and one to play a motivational tune.

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Antijokes?! More like Antijakes!!!

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so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

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A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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