- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

A car walks into a bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

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Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

How many days did abraham lincoln take a crap for? Turquoise because pancakes cannot fly without wings during the summer unless giraffes smell pineapple on tuesday.

Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

Q: how do you drown a blond A: put a mirror at the bottom of a pool

A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

find the mistake in this sentence: Sadam Hussein: "hello" mistake: Sadam Hussein said hello!

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Bob: This joke is so hilarious but you must start off by saying knock knock. Tom: okay... Knock knock Bob: who's there? Tom: ...... Bob: well? Tom: I don't know what to say??? Bob: so the joke left ya speechless!

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Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

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