- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

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the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

How does a printer work? You plug it in.

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

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