What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

Anti-jokes are funny.

Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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