- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

America

If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

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