- Anti Joke

A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

Why was the Pædophile arrested? He hit his wife.

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.