Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

haha black people :D

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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