how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

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What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

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Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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Q: What's the best part of having sex with twenty-seven year olds? A: By age twenty-seven the average person has reached sexual maturity, and has also developed mentaly enough to understand, and subsequently process the intimate nature of an adult relationship.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because this chicken had a mental disability and saw on the news that there was a hospital on the other side of the road that could treat his illness and possibly save his life, allowing him to fulfill his life-long dream of retirement. But knowing that chickens do not possess the brain power capable of understanding the situation that this chicken was in, it had probably gotten lost and just wandered off.

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Two scientists are working in a lab. The first one asks, "Do you want some sodium?" The second one pours acid into the first one's eyes.

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A man is sitting on a park bench crying. A blonde walks by and asks him why he's sad. The man proceeds to explain he just lost his children in a custody battle with his ex wife.

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why was the little boy crying? he was at his mother's funeral.

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How did the mouse die It was eaten by a cat How did the cat die It jumped into the bathtub and drowned

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There once was a man named Trevor. Trevor was walking casually through the forest one day. All of a sudden, a wolf leapt out from the trees. The wolf said, in a harsh voice, "Hey man! This is my patch". But then Trevor woke up and realised that his hallucinations were symptoms of a degenerative brain disease.

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Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

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What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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I literally died laughing

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Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

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whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

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What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

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Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

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Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

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What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

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My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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