Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

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What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

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Do you like waffles yeah we like waffles do you like pancakes do you like french toast yeah we like french toast dododododod let me get a mouth full. WAFFLES!!!!!!!

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hey i just met you and this is crazy... but loose my number and keep the baby LOL

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Why did the man die? He was old.

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One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

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Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

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how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

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Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

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Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

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CHAD'S A FAG!!!

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

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What did the dyslexic boy get for Christmas? A laptop. And he was very happy.

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what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

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A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

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What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

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So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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