- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have ADD Check out this flashlight!

How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

A priest and a police officer are sitting at a bar. They both have considerable drinking problems because problems unrelated to their respective occupations. The bartender's name is Mike.

Where was the declaration of independes? At the bottom

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

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