- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

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Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

Why do black people like fried chicken? Well you see....

so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

Why didn't my marriage work out? Because I married a tangerine.

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

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