- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

Nigel Farrage and the concept of UKIP.

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

Hey, wanna hear a penis joke? Nevermind, it's too long.

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

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