Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

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Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

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Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

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If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

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why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

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why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

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u r stupid! y? cuz u took the time 2 look at are jokes! haha lol

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

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What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

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Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

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Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

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why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

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What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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