- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

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