- Anti Joke

A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.