- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

What do you call an Arab guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

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Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

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