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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Andoni was here

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Why did the house burn down? Obama

What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

Knock knock. Who's there? Mom. Mom who? SHUT THE F**K UP AND OPEN THE DOOR!!!

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

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