A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

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Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

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What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

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I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry". 

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ask me if i am a tree. no.

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whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

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Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

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that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

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What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

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The Ohio State Buckeyes

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

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the joke below will not be as funny as this one.... hahaha other joke i just ruined you

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This guy went to the store because he needed potatoes. So he asked the clerk where the potatoes were at and she said "Isle fiveeeeeee!" So he went there and there were no potatoes ! hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahajhahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahhahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahahhahaahhahahahahahahaahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhaahhahaahahahahahhhhahha

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, "Hey! Got any grapes?" The man then realized he was hallucinating because ducks are unable to speak proper english.

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whats sad about a bus full of blacks driving over a cliff? the driver was white

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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Why don't women bother to have penises? Because they're lazy and they don't care.

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Three blind mice go into a pub, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative.

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why cant ben cry, because i gorged his eyes out with a popsickle stick.....

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was an avocado

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Why did the grandma stop baking cookies? Because she is an aging widow suffering from depression because her family seems to forget her existance as she barely lives day by day wilting in her 1 bedroom home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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