- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

I went to work today....

How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

Why did the frog die? He had AIDS

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