- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

hers a joke... japanese people

Roses are blue Colton is gay

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

Where's my baby??

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

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