What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

Why was the teen boy shirtless? He was mauled by tigers.

Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

What's worse than failing a test Drowning

Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

The WPGA tour

What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

How do I make my penis 12 inches? Tug on it.

Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

Sarah Palin.

what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

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