What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

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Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

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When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

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I'm HIV positive.

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What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

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Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

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Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

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Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

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No your aunties a joke

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A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

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Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

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Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

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Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

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What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

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Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

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Justin Bieber.

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How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

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Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

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I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

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Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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