- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

What has hands but cannot feel? A sociopath; due to his or her mental health condition they are incapable of feeling true emotion.

What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time

Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

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Dave: Hi John! John: I have Aids.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

12/23/2012

What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

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