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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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''Hey, this is absolutely true. There's an organization now called 'Draft Dick Cheney for President, 2012.' Yeah. Good luck with that. They tried to draft Dick Cheney five times during Vietnam. That didn't work.

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

What is your name? My name is Jeff

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

Two black men and a latino board a plane together. They are members of the Marshall High School football team, and all die in the subsequent crash.

A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

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