What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

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How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

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why did jenny fall off the swing? because she had no arms Knock Knock Whos there? not jenny

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How many holes can you poke in my chest, When my chest is by far the best If you believe you can stab Then then grab a knife...that you can grab Skewer my breast Which lies on the best chest And you will discover A man under your covers Yes, keep on pokin' Poke my chest with the knife you are strokin' And then swallow a chode because you are stupid.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

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2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

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What do you call an arab ?

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roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

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What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

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A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

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what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

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Jovan

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The WPGA tour

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What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

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How do I make my penis 12 inches? Tug on it.

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There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

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Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

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There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

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Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

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what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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