Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

No your aunties a joke

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

Justin Bieber.

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

How does a printer work? You plug it in.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

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