Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

orange -banana and lemon say....... i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i want to eat u (RANDOMZZZZZ)

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

Anti Joke

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