*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

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A black man is picking cotton in a southern white mans field. This is because the white man is paying a more than fair wage and the black man is a 3rd generation cotton picker who enjoys taking part in his heritage.

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roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? A porcupine has it's pricks on the outside. A BMW doesn't have pricks on it's bodywork, for a multitude of reasons: - it would increase the coefficient of drag, causing an increase in fuel consumption - the pricks would fall foul of pedestrian safety regulations

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Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

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Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

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What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family

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How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

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What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

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Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

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why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

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Q: Why did the officer stop the black SUV? A: Because it was going way over the speed limit.

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Yo mama's so poor that she's living in poverty.

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What's worst than your computer breaking? Your face

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What's better than getting second place in the paralympics? Having legs.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple

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My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

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I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

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