If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

Juan got hit by a truck Knock Knock Who's there? Juan's brother coming to stab you in the abdomen.

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

im not black, im Joseph Kony

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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