Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

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Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

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Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

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Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

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Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

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MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

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How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

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How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

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How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar, has a few drinks, chats with some fans, and leaves. The very next day, Justin Bieber is out buying groceries.

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A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

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How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

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So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

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A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

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What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

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Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

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Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

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Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

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Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

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whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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