- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

Why did Ant Man die? He was shot by a gangster, duh.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven hundred and eighty nine.

I don't get it

Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

- Knock Knock. - Who is it? - I am - I am what? - I am dying please help me. - Sorry, I don't speak with strangers.

What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

A mexican, an Aisian, and a black guy are fighting in a dumpster. Who wins? The Mexican, why? Home court advantage!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was stressed & having alot of financial, mental and physical problems so he crossed the road in hope to kill himself. And he did he got ran over by a car, may his soul rest in peace.

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