How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

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Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

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Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

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whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

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Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

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Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

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A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

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Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

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Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

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What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

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I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

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What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

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What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

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Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

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Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

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I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

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I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

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What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

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i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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