- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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homosexual rights to marriage

diarrhea.

why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

A Chinese man and an African man walk into a bar. Its good to see so much multiculturalism in a usually racist society.

why did the chicken cross the road? cause kade touches himself at night

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What is green and has wheels???? Yo mamma on a Wednesday.

im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

How do you fit four elephants in a car ? Two in the front and two in the back

What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

a boy jumps off a building why? because he's afraid of heights

Whats worse than being rapped by a giant scorpion. Being gangbanged by a couple giant scorpions

Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

Q:Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? A:One less drunk

Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

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