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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

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What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

Two black men and a latino board a plane together. They are members of the Marshall High School football team, and all die in the subsequent crash.

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

What is your name? My name is Jeff

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

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There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

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