- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

A woman walks into a bar.

"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

What computer sings the best? A Dell? No a Mac, because they are the superior computer.

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

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