- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

sean punches bryce in the face, sean then says ow you just punched me in the face. that hurt

Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

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