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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

A women left the kitchen.

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

A rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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