What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

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What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

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what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

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A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

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An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

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how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

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Grace Ackerson

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That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

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What do you get when you put a goat and an owl together? A goat and an owl

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What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

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What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

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This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

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why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

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What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

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What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

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What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

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how do you win a game try your best

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Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

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Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

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What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

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how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

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What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

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