- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

What are annoying? Ads.

Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

What do you call a black man who works in a ice-cream truck? A Ice-Creem Man

What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

XD I literally cant stop laughing XD, thats like a manly tussle would go down huh? XDXDXD Cartoon Network? Is that thing still on anywhere? You like watching cartoons? I don't mind if you do.

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

Knock Knock Who's there A girl scout want to buy some cookies to raise money for my cardiac surgery?

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

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