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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

knock knock Goodbye

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

69...you know how awkward this is now...

Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

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What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

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