- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a tree? Are you a tree? No.

A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

A child walks into a bar. He finds to find his dad passed out in his vomit, the bartender realizes the dad left the kid in the car, and he is arrested. The kid grows up traumatized by the experience, and becomes a substance abuser just like his dad.

Q: What did the donkey say to the man? A: "Hello there, sir." it was later discovered the man was tripping on the hallucinogen LSD. Later on the man plummeted to his death after being convinced that he was a pterodactyl, and jumping off of a cliff.

We are as to jokes as atheists are to religion.

How do you drown a dumb blonde? Hold her underwater.

Q: Why Cant The T-Rex Clap? A: No, Its Not Because His arms are to short, Its because he's Dead You Idiot...

whats the difference between an iron and a priest? An iron is a hand-held device which presses clothes and a priest is a person who is authorized to perform the sacred rituals of a religion.

Whats Barack Obama's favorite number ? 7

What's the difference between your momma and a bucket of shit? Well, for starters your mother and a bucket of shit aren't even made of the same physical structure, and secondly, your mother is sentient while a bucket is not.

The man walked into the church and stayed there.

Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

YO MAMMA SO SKINNY SHE HULA-HOOP THIER A CHEERIO

How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

What do you call a man who only eats fast food? Unhealthy.

knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

Knock knock! Who's there? IT DOESN'T MATTER, YOU'RE NOT COMING TO MY HOUSE!!!! closes door

A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

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