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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

hi michael

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

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